Cancer Remission Pillows

Chemotherapy male warrior

Hillary knew to not get too excited about being in remission since bad news could again come out of nowhere.

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

Mimi's final scene

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

"Turn your head and cough."

"I'm 59 and they say I'm middle aged. Just how many people do you know who are 118?"

"My New Year's resolution is to lose thirty-eight thousand pounds."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

"Always with the cancer cures, this one."

Female chemotherapy warrior.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"We've been married thirty five years, Ted. Don't go all introspective on me now."

Desk at the Horizon

"We're going to beat this thing apart."

"Don't worry, he's improving. We'll have him up and cursing the government again."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

'Nurse! With this chemo cocktail, get me some mixed nuts and pretzels!'

Flo figured that since she was using medical marijuana during chemo, she might as well go hippy retro.

'Please don't interupt-we've only got 45 minutes.'

You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?

'I'm at the age when everything Mother Nature gave Father Time is taking away...'

'New Years Resolutions, paragraph 45, clause iv in which we will attempt to clarify the term 'butter buttocks'.'

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"Well, put it this way - A semi-colon is better than a full stop."

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

"It's a 'Get well or else!' card from your boss."

Pull Grandma's Plug...