Residency Completion Pillows

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Dancing Doctor

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fighting the Pandemic

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

"Gross."

'Our interns work extremely long hours. The harness will help keep them awake during your operation.'

"Turn your head and cough."

Current location

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Doctor surrounded by notes.

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

War and Death.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

'Notice how I stare at the forms like I'm actually reading them... and generally moving very slowly so I'm a little further behind schedule as the day progresses.'

"Congratulations, Doc, you got a 'thumbs up' on Facebook!"

'It was his last session.'

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me."

"Well it's not so much an ITCH, more a slight irritation, what could it be?"

"According to these results, I shouldn't have gone to Med School in Grenada."

"You're doing remarkably well considering I'm a 'Quack'."

"She made her hat in rehab."