Residency Completion Prints

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

'Gastroenterology...do I know that?'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Dancing Doctor

"That's an awfully large small intestine and an awfully small large intestine."

Fighting the Pandemic

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

National Academy of Sport

"Gross."

"Turn your head and cough."

The importance of paying attention in med school.

Current location

Doctor surrounded by notes.

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

'Four years of medical school and three years of residency, and you come bothering me with the sniffles?'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

War and Death.

'Before I quit I couldn't even spell rehabilitation.'

"Over here, by the whatchanacalalit...somebody get the anatomy book."

"If you find anything else wrong, just go ahead and fix it."

"Remember the hierarchy of competence - see one, do one, teach one, become a regulator."

'Sponge diving, Bob?'

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."

'It was his last session.'

Recycling Bin in Operating Theatre

'You're wrong...this is brain surgery.'

It's not catching, is it? - The doctor hates to catch things.

"I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me."

"She made her hat in rehab."

"This is all going into my thesis."

"You're doing remarkably well considering I'm a 'Quack'."

"According to these results, I shouldn't have gone to Med School in Grenada."

"Well it's not so much an ITCH, more a slight irritation, what could it be?"