Canadiana Collectors Pillows

Main St Ottawa

"Recalculating route..."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Over-reaction Man.

Live, laugh, love

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

The Loneliness of Power

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Sweets

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

Medical Exam

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Sheep Knitting.

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

Mouse on Stilts

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

'You spent the whole peace dividend?'

'G'Day!'

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'