Canadiana Collectors Gifts

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Snowmen Around The World...

"Recalculating route..."

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Ancient Egyptian treasures 3000-900 BC Medieval paintings and sculpture 950-1500 New-in-box Star Wars action figures 1977-1985

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

"I find that I don't need to hibernate as early if I wear a cardigan."

Over-reaction Man.

"Mom, dad. I'm LED."

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

Live, laugh, love

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"

The Loneliness of Power

Carpet salesman, "There's a bit of tyre damage, but not so anyone would notice."

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

"Neither of us are dentists." "True, but we're saving a fortune on candy." "They probably give out healthy stuff." "Let's go next door."

Sweets

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

Sheep Knitting.

Trilby - 'Wistful and sweet.'

Medical Exam

Luke Warm & Over E-Z: The World's Blandest Rappers.

'Look, everyone! Ben Franklin has discovered static electricity!'

"The neighborhood association wants to know why you're never at our meetings."

'The flight was okay, but the TAXI got hijacked!'

Mouse on Stilts

'Morgan and I are getting back to basics.'

"It's a brand name. Honestly, we have nothing to do with Q."

"You always seem to get good grades in Show and Tell."

'No. Why should I give you my autograph?. You'll only sell it on eBay!'

"You commissioned it. Just tell me when to stop."