Can Opener Challenged Pillows

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Danger Slow Sand.

"Will follow you on social media for food."

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Pet Entertainers

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

New Memer/Incumbent

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

Whatever!

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

"You have got to want to change."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

Foreclosed

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Know Know

'Special Delivery!'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."