Can Opener Challenged T-Shirts

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Think outside the box but never forget who owns the box."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Danger Slow Sand.

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Pet Entertainers

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

New Memer/Incumbent

"If you find authority intolerable, remember, you're in good company."

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

Whatever!

"Aye, now that I'm retired, the can opener seemed more practical."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"You have got to want to change."

'They sent me home from school because my lunch was out of compliance.'

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

"When dad cooks dinner, it's hard to tell if he's opening cans for us or the cat."

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

'Special Delivery!'