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'Even Kevin Yomp got an 'A' - grade inflation is so unfair'

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Danger Slow Sand.

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

'And from this point follow me very carefully.'

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

Bee Chess

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

"I'm so confident that when I climb a ladder."

Refusal to Embrace New Ideas

'Special Delivery!'

'I've gotten over my fear of tests, but now I seem to have developed studying anxiety.'

'...no you can't phone a friend!'

Business men line up at the police station

'He's bitten off more than he can chew!'

"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

'To make matter worse, our combined weight is higher than our credit score.'

Election

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

'My teacher has nerves of steel, but that's not strong enough.'

'Think for yourself!', 'MAKE me!'

Arm and leg wrestling.

"I don't do well on standardized testing. I blame it on standardized tests."

Tiny man and the chained door.

'I've bought Dad a new stumbling block.'

'Now let me me hear you say, 'no problem'!'

'Your job is too big.'

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"