Present Opener Pillows

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

Packaging Russian Dolls

That one has all the batteries!

The Demise of Tinkerbell

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

The power of now

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

All we have in life is this moment...

'As you can see the market forecast is quite loopy in the next quarter.'

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

How to engage an audience

'I'm feeling a sense of conclusion here, so let's draw things to a close.'

"It's no good Charlie, I'm done for! You've got to go it alone, Charlie. You've got to go on and nail that presentation! Nail it for me!"

"Someone is using their drone to do their shopping for the. I guess holiday traffic is the mother of invention."

'How long have you had that toupee?'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Today's seminar is going to be so much fun...

'Any other comments besides, 'turn the chart sideways'?'

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"The opening night is always a bit special!"

'They're my presentation trousers.'

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

"He'll expect something nice. I'm his best friend."

"He won't wait for me to open the can."

'Relax, I'm only going to open a window.'

X-Raying Christmas Presents

"This is not what I meant when I said you should try to live in the present."

Russell Brand.

"I have so many summer videos on my phone, but I don’t remember being there." "Sure. Because you experienced it all through your phone."