Present Peeker Pillows

X-Raying Christmas Presents

Packaging Russian Dolls

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

'Let me present today's speaker.'

"I see a couch."

'Okay, let's negotiate. Just how good do I have to be?'

'Curiosity'

'Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them.'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'I haven't paid four dollars a gallon since I bought that swamp land in Florida.'

'Could you come back next week and demonstrate it yet again?'

'I said she might like it.'

'She's behaving just like an adult.'

"Honey, I got a brand-new bow for our car!"

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

'Bad news...Santa's a cow!'

Santa Amazon and the Christmas slaves were diligent again.

'I told you to keep quiet about not liking cats...' (Animal Rights protesters outside the house)

"Nature lover my tailfeathers...I say he's a peeping Tom!"

"A birdbath, eh? -- you some kinda voyeur?"

"Does he like those shorts you bought him for Christmas?"

'This is my lawyer to eye-witness your promises...'

Santa Claus gives a toaster to a piece of bread.

21st Century Childhood Pranks.

Bird house envy.

"I said, remind me to tahnk your mother for giving Jimmy the drum for Christmas!"