Campsite Concertgoers Gifts

'Sorry, absolutely no Bach packers!'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

EWE 2.

George Michael

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Italica

Jarvis Cocker

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Steve Howe.

Songbird.

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.