Camping Avoider Gifts

"We can't stay. Charles freaks out without some electronic device beeping or blinking at him."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Good News about winter

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

'I mean...'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

Reverse Mortgage.

"You took too long!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

I love campsites!

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

"I always keep one of my quills curled in case someone forgets the corkscrew."

Ad Valorem

'How did our summer vacation turn intoa summer job??'

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''