Campground Detectives Gifts

Camp Security we'd like to see

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Marshmallows

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"What are you in for?"

'I need affordable daycare now!'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

It's going to be quiet! Billy's at soccer camp, Susie's at band camp, and Jerry's headed to bar camp.

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

Camp Games

I'm yanking my kid from this lousy sports camp. Too bad. My son likes it. Exactly! They aren't tough and competitive. Look at the kids! You can tell the coaching stinks. You can? Hardly any of them are injured! Plus they're smiling.

Larry Grayson.

Reporter at a crime scene.

Campground Wi-fi.

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

Caliban Park

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

'Find out who he is and why we haven't got to him yet.'

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."