Campground Detectives Prints

Camp Security we'd like to see

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

Marshmallows

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"What are you in for?"

'I need affordable daycare now!'

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'Pay outhouse' with a sign that says, 'Drop 25¢ in can.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

The old woman who lives in a shoe uses a roller skate as an RV.

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'Tonight the remains of Jimmy Hoffa have finally been discovered with what appears to be millions upon millions of unpaired socks.'

"Dad can we stop pushing this backdrop and go on a real vacation?"

'Hey! Our mum's are here to pick us up.'

"I can't wait to get to the campground...back to mother nature!"

Pop-up camper set-up problems.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'And just exactly what would make you a happy camper?'

"Why yes I am a NASA engineer. Why do you ask?"

Camp Games

Campground Wi-fi.

Reporter at a crime scene.

"Grandma specifically said not to dig in the rhubarb patch."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

Caliban Park

"Wow! This ropes course is a blast!"

"My first day was unusual. There was no one there to show me around so I had to just poke around and familiarise myself with the place."

Man relaxing in a deckchair at the campsite

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

'Find out who he is and why we haven't got to him yet.'

"I love the way you've put your outfit together."

'Closed for rehab work. Next facility 22 miles.'