Campaign Collector Gifts

Vote Jones, Just for the Hell of it.

Jeb Bush

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"I wonder what this was for."

Orthopaedist

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

Tony Blair

'How old is this vase?'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

Pawnshop: Genuine Fake Watches.