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Jeb Bush

"Another case of wearing too many presidential candidate buttons."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

Tony Blair

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

Orthopaedist

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'How old is this vase?'

Car insurance, breakdown cover, mobile insurance, home insurance, camera insurance... - 'Life insurance, health insurance, professional indemnity, and tax insurance.' - 'Let the bad times roll... heh, heh!'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Carrier Pigeons

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'...but the good new is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Your entire library consists of nothing but tabloids bound in Corinthian leather?'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'