Camp Nostalgia Pillows

Paleo Camp

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'What were you sent up for?'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Gracie, why so sad?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

Fat guy on a seesaw.

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

"So how was your first week of school?"

The Last Fling of Summer

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

Camp Wannabe

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.

Eddie longed for the days when kids play at the playground, instead of creating YouTube moments.