Camp Nostalgia T-Shirts

Paleo Camp

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'What were you sent up for?'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Gracie, why so sad?"

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Sir Gawain Fitzwaugh, Rust in Peace

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

Fat guy on a seesaw.

'Sky. . . earth. . . trees. . . birds. . . what a novel idea.'

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"Hell of a way to end the summer."

If you're going to scream every time a kid yells "cannonball," you're not coming with me anymore.

Larry Grayson.

"I miss fine stores everywhere."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

"Summer may be ending, but thankfully wine is year round."

Getting a great ear of corn makes me wish that summer would never end!

Great news! You set a record holding up the line in the post office? Better. I got my wanted picture in the post office. I'm like an old-time bad guy. It's awesome that at my age, I can still accomplish something of meaning. I wonder if I can bring down the internet. Dare to dream.

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'We had a fabulous vacation with the kids...off at summer camp.'

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

'Can I get you something short, but sweet?'

"So how was your first week of school?"

'Tastes just like the cans of soup my Mom used to open and heat.'

The Last Fling of Summer

Camp Wannabe

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'

"No I don't want to play marbles again."

"Don't think of it as the first day of school. Think of it as the beginning of the end."

Brett Beer: It's the best beer to ever make me ralph. And I've ralphed a lot.