Camp Gadget Collector Gifts

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Invest in technology."

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old and new technologies

Geeks and their dogs.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Old-fashioned computer

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

Swiss Army Stove.

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"