Camp Gadget Collector T-Shirts

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Invest in technology."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

'New Game'

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

Old Phones Lasagne

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Geeks and their dogs.

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

Old-fashioned computer

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Old and new technologies

Swiss Army Stove.

'Hi. Could you send over to my office everything in your display window?'

'See? I told you that it was a bad idea to pitch our tent at Camp Giant Eagle! Say . . .isn't that MY pillow?'

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Before computers and word processors, we were nerds with slide rules and very sharp pencils!'

"Business is as usual. Marginal."

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"