Camp Counselor's Secret Ally Gifts

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Campground Conductor

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"You must learn to let go."

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

Does it Rain at Camp?

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Evolution of love

Your counselor wants you to concentrate on one sport. Ok. Sports Camp. Which do you like best? Maybe baseball. Great. Or soccer or lacrosse. I'm proud of you, Teddy! You don't care about being the cool sports star! Ok. Then soccer.