Camp Counselor's Secret Ally Gifts

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

Campground Conductor

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

"You must learn to let go."

'Well, George certainly came to Deep Camp prepared, this season.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Come on kids - it's just a story!'

'I think Mr. Teddy's getting too dependent on me.'

Does it Rain at Camp?