Camp Chef T-Shirts

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Scout Skits - soup or wash water?

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Pan Extension Chord

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Tzatzikicicle

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

I don

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'What were you sent up for?'

Spatula Conductor

Pizza Rescue.

Cannibal recipes.

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Artist and chiken

Listen, I'll put chocolate chips in your flapjacks, too, but I ain't makin' smiley faces with 'em.

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

"Fire down."