Camp Chef Pillows

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Scout Skits - soup or wash water?

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Holiday Supplies

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Pan Extension Chord

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Tzatzikicicle

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

'What were you sent up for?'

Pizza Rescue.

Spatula Conductor

Cannibal recipes.

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Emergency box in woods contains supplies for a campfire.

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Artist and chiken

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

'It doesn't say anything....They're having a barbecue!'

'You poached the rabbit in white wine, and poaching's a $250 dollar fine.'

Paterfamilias makes himself independent of hotels

Adjunct educator substitute teacher.