Camp Food Connoisseur Pillows

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Sausages.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'I hate reruns.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Heaven's Way

Pete Bog

'The three little pigs go camping'

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

"I love this planet!"

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

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