Camp Food Connoisseur Mugs

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Sausages.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

'I hate reruns.'

"Brendan’s gap year morphed into a Grand Canyon decade."

Beware of Huge Falling Acorns

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

A turtle is pulling a shell as a camper

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Heaven's Way

"I love this planet!"

'The three little pigs go camping'

Pete Bog

'It's primarily a toaster, but it has a lot of secondary functions.'

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

'I have this feeling we've forgotten something.'

"When you head off to camp, your parents will want to see some separation anxiety."

"Fortunately for Moses, he always carried a bag of marshmallows."

"Somehow, this just don't seem sportin', Jake."

"We’re not on the Upper West Side, and there aren’t any ‘better tables’!"

'He's playing cards with the wild animals. Just how long have you guys been out here camping?'