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"If you like it now imagine how good it will be when it's cooked!"

Scout Skits - soup or wash water?

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Building a Shelter

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

Holiday Supplies

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Baloneystini

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Pan Extension Chord

All-Candy Seder.

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Campground Conductor