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'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Frank moonlights as a Grill Sergeant.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

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'Your fancy new grill works great. . .and we didn't even have to turn it on.'

"Isn't it great to get out of the kitchen and cook in the fresh air!"

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'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"He won't stop and ask for directions when he COOKS, either."

"You like yours well done, right?"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

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'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Your wife wants to know if she should get a new propane tank for the barbecue.'

'10,000 years and no one's improved on the idea of meat on a stick!'

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"Who like 'em well done?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

'Propane ran out.'

Dog waits for barbecue.

I love the way barbecues take you back to nature.

"We could have saved time and just served the served the charcoal briquettes."