Camp Manager T-Shirts

"I'm here to assess the camp fire safety."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Building a Shelter

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Campground Conductor

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

'What were you sent up for?'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"