Camp Manager Prints

"I'm here to assess the camp fire safety."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

Sausages.

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

Campground Conductor

"Wow! That's an amazing welding project!"

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'What were you sent up for?'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.