Camp Owner T-Shirts

Class Reunion. Back in school, Ernie was the world's biggest Beatle fan! For the reunion, he's written songs about some of our classmates. There's a cheesemaker

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Sausages.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'I'll take it!'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Now that we've got all the mosquitoes trapped in here, let's sleep out there.

Online Shopping.

'Okay guys - lights out!'

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Honesty in retail

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

Sunny with a chance of Helium

'I think there's been some mistake...'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'