Camp Owner T-Shirts

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

'We earn extra money by renting out your office at night.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Building a Shelter

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Relax, the largest thing around here that can harm you is an ant.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

The Cat's Alarm Clock

Sunny with a chance of Helium

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

'All these years we battled the bugs, and all it took was a sign?'

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"