Ranch Owner T-Shirts

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Use your imagination.

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

'Running your own business means being self-made, unfortunately it also means finding out what you're made of!'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

Cow duel.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

"She just loves them - she's a total girl horse."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

Ranch Dressing

"The boss use to herd cattle before he started the company."

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Cowboy Slippers

'We would like to visit with you about the possibility of expanding our franchise...'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

'Here comes the pimp.'

'It's your coach, sir. He's here to request that you drop down and give him 60 push-ups...'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"This is great. This could be franchised."

'He's on steeroids.'

"Actually, these are more valuable than the golden ones now."

'I don't feel at home on the range any more!'

"You're wearing it backwards."

"Listen honey, I don't claim to be no expert but I reckon you're going about this cowpuncher thing the whole wrong way."

"Oh my gosh, you're RIGHT! The boundary between our franchise territories is 54th Street! I'm so sorry, guy! My fault entirely!"

"The working conditions don't bother me half so much as the retirement plan."

"Henry's in the hospital? How's he doing?"

Cowboy with hat out Title: 'Homeless on the Range'