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"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

Marshmallows

How about going easy on the carbs

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

My coach wants me to go to soccer camp. Focusing on one sport isn't good for you. But mom! I'll develop crucial life skills. Let's see. "Landing endorsements, agents and college sports scholarships." The definition of "crucial".

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Life's a Bench.

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Psychiatry in the Park

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

A penguin's life is like endless summer camp, swimming and fishing all day every day!

"Mine's camper."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

Local, free-range bug juice.

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

Time for sports camp, Teddy. Let's go! Unghhh � I thought you hated all the sports craziness. Summer camps avoid the worst problems. I forget. Parent's aren't allowed. Heaven on earth.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

The successful rubbernecker...

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'