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"Knock knock, are you decent?"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Marshmallows

Piracy on a boating lake

How about going easy on the carbs

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Psychiatry in the Park

Can I go to the Computer Tennis Camp?

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Local, free-range bug juice.

"Nice replica of the garden of Eden Joey!"

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

The successful rubbernecker...

'This bread's actually meant for multiple ducks.'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!