Camp Adventurer Gifts

"Ok, so maybe cross-dressing camp wasn’t such a great idea after all."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

Segregated Beach

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Okay guys - lights out!'

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Fish needs bigger hole."

I can't believe school's starting back up, Ernie! Yeah. What happened to summer?!!! Well, Frank we played baseball, swam in the lake, visited cousins, picnicked in the park, drank lemonade, rode bikes, went to camp, played video games, ate s'mores, learned magic tricks, caught fireflies, hiked long trails, gazed at stars, made ice cream, rode rides at the fair, built sand castles, read scary books, camped in the yard, watched fireworks, ran races, flew kites, grew vegetables, did chores, wate

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Why do I have to go to camp? What's the alternative? Fend for myself like the resourceful youth of old! Right! The kind who worked dawn to dusk! I'll tell your dad you'll be right over to haul mulch for the nursery. The baseball camp sounds plenty rugged!

'I need a jump!'

"Such a cute doggie! And I'll bet you make the cutest poopies too, don't you?"

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

'No! - You can't build sand castles!'

"I think we should give day camp a chance, Adrian. Let's not become prisoners of our own dogma."

"You hibernate-walked again. But this time you came back smelling like beer."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Man in a Tuxedo

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Riding the statue.

"Yay! School is done!!"

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

Two people kissing in a Tunnel of Love are approached by two sharks

"Take us to your pickleball courts."