Camp Admirer Gifts

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"Unbelievable! A tick!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

First Prize!

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Red hot little combo

I've been told I can order a small mocha. Told? Because of my heart rate and activity level over the past seven days, I've been allotted a daily limit of 1,426 calories. I'm told that's just enough to include one small mocha. Hold on … there's vibrating ... Hold on ... hold on ... buffering ... Bing! Fitness overlords says I'm one calorie away from a medium mocha. It says yelling burns one calorie. I've got to get that app.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

Next World Tours

Superman's laundry

"All I see is more trees."

Mountain Dads

Hot Halloween Costumes

Mt. Tushmore

"When I'm grown up I don't want to poop on small cars in little cow towns. I want to poop on the limousines of the rich and famous on the Champs Elysees."

"Emojis fail me."

'I was ahead the entire trip, until I took a shot at the double-or-nothing checkout option.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

First Stealth Aircraft.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I suppose a loan to send them to summer camp could be called a home improvement loan.'

Naomi Osaka

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

Later accounts would call it the Greatest Water Battle of All Time,

"Most people think I'm rich beyond the dreams of avarice. But I dream big."

A clowns parachute.

'Chameleons?.. Yes, we do sell them, if you can find them.'

Artist and mountains

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."