Camel Hair Fashionista Gifts

John the Baptist was clothed in camels hair and eight locusts.

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Cat Tie

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

The Cat Spa

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Mohammad's motors

Cats on the couch.

"It's really quite simple: Shave off the soul patch and the car is yours."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"In an effort to be more transparent, I've grown back my evil goatee."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Camel'

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Man with long beard looks at centerfold in Beard Monthly magazine.

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'All right, who hid the sandbox?'