Calmness Pillows

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'Still, small voice of calm..'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Silent Night

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"I'm not going to panic until the guy who leaves our groceries outside our door tells us to panic."

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

I love thunderstorms!

Sea of Tranquillity

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

The Zen of Regulation

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."