Calmness Gifts

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Oh, he's not always happy - he just has resting bliss face.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'Still, small voice of calm..'

'I can remember when no one had even heard of t'ai chi.'

Silent Night

"My philosophy has always been 'Don't sweat the small stuff -- it's all small stuff!'"

"I'm not going to panic until the guy who leaves our groceries outside our door tells us to panic."

"This is sheer bloody mindfulness."

Ned's Northingness: All the Nothing You Need To Achieve Mindfulness

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"She's been in shavasana for - like - a really long time...."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Wait til you see what fishing does for your nerves, Alice.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"You can tell us the sound of one hand clapping here, or you can tell us downtown."

Relax.

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'So, your anger management class is working?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

"I used to be a young crazy rebel like you you know."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Sea of Tranquillity

I love thunderstorms!

"You claim on your résumé that one of your skills is staying calm under stressful situations. I believe you."

"Oh, you mellow with age alright: I even like the postman now..."

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

'I wish I could be as calm as JB when it comes to making decisions.'