Call Me Maybe Pillows

"Oh-oh. Can't find my phone - try calling me."

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'This call may be monitored and added to our endless metadata for no apparent reason.'

Pregnancy and Laptops

Call centre musicians

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

'If you don't mind, my sales manager wanted me to call him the second you took the hook.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'I have to hang up now. I'm getting some static on another line.'

'It's for you.'

Alexander Graham Bell receives his first telephone call.

'There is someone on the phone for you.'

'My son never called me until he became a telemarketer.'

"These photos are so great. I can't wait to post them during peak hours over the next week to maximise jealousy."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

'He's lost his mobile phone - it must be in his chair somewhere!'

"Can I call you back? I'm going down with the ship."

'He's busy right now but if it's important I'll wake him.'

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

So sorry, I dialled the wrong number. I dialled my salary by mistake.

"I installed Skype, so it'll be just like you never went away to college."

'Uh oh....perhaps not Heaven.'

"We really should do this more often!"

"Long distance from America..."

'Hello...Dr Smith...this is...Fred Yomp's computer...'

"Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi. Steve Smith here. Just calling to say hello and touch base. Well, bye. Hi..."

"I told you never to call me at this number."

"They used to be symbols, but now they just pick up wi-fi."

God's Profile.

"Your call is important to us. Please hold for hours, howl obscenities, punch a hole in the wall and hang up."

"I'd hang up on your right now if I didn't have such an unbelievable rate."