Calendar Forgetter Gifts

"Ok weekend! I hope you can make up for that awful week!"

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

Pregnancy Test

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"One of our old servers has been hacked. Maybe whoever did it will give me my password."

"Does my transfer include my cubicle? I have all my passwords written on its walls."

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

2020

'How do you expect me to remember. . . when every year you look younger?'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

'That reminds me must buy an anniversary present for Lady Caroline!!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

'Time management begins with the assumption that time will move slow enough to be managed.'

"You think your job is hard? I have to remember which date Easter falls on each year."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

Happy New Year!

'Can't you find another date? The evening of the 24th of December is pretty much the only night I'm not free...'

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

How to talk to a mathematically untalented boss.

'Sorry, Ted, but I don't think I can squeeze you in...'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'The 10th and the 11th are definitely out.. How about the 12th of never?'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'