Calendar Crusher Pillows

'Ben doesn't know what to do between hunting season and fishing season, so he shot February.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Friday

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

God's Sticky Notes

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Appointments and Disappointments

Theory A Day Calendar.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

A spider meal prepping

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Time Passes...For Meaning.

'Whoooa, Hubba Hubba Hubba'

"Can't do 3 p.m. — I'm scheduled for a migraine."

March madness