Calendar Crusher Pillows

'Ben doesn't know what to do between hunting season and fishing season, so he shot February.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

Friday

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I love all the seasons! Fall and winter have great holidays, and spring and summer school gets out!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

God's Sticky Notes

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'No, I'm afraid we don't have calendars in dog-years.'

Theory A Day Calendar.

Appointments and Disappointments

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Dog Calenders.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

A midwinter potluck! How lovely!! Let me check the calendar! Oh, too bad! Thwack! We already have something on that date!

"Of course I'm building another one Dummy! It's a New Year, we need a new calendar!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Figuring out what a day equals is hard. I think I'll work on something easier ... '

T.S. Eliot calendar.

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

A spider meal prepping

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

She realised it would be foolish to start a diet with third cousin Rodney's retirement party due in only 12 years.

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

'And that's your idea of a desk calendar...'

Businessman wonders why he called a meeting.

'How's business? Still slow?'

Great ... Thanks to your "calendar" invention, now I have to think of a New Year's resolution.

"Each door opens up a new curse."

March madness