Calcium Seeker Gifts

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

Critisize your weight.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"The doctor said I need more calcium, so I'm switching from dark to milk chocolate."

Nutritional Supplements.

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"Holy water, holy water...."

Man on Stilts in a Market

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'Is this a 'cash for clunkers' deal?'

Hipster Coffee

"It's all down to turmeric!"

Stonehenge Imitation

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

No Loitering

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'I think we're going to have to put some more calcium in your diet.'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

'...The world of vitamins can be complex.'

'So, any thoughts?'

"Your java, sweet princess."

The professor had developed a product that would change the world forever.

They migrate here each summer in search of water.

"From now on, all coffee will be caffeinated!"

'Man In the Moon'