Cardio Seeker Gifts

"I wish this gave me an opportunity for some cardio."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

'Our health-care system - eat organically.'

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

Early Exercise Machines

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Nutritional Supplements.

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

Cures for the void.

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'Everything looks good, Now, we'll just bring in the company psychic to see if you have any pre-existing conditions from a previous life.'

'Which program would you like - the use it or lose it, or use it to lose it?'

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'And also, no cigarettes, no cigars, no alcohol,no sweets,no dairy products, no bacon, no ham...'

"You're carrying a lot of tension in your neck."

"It's right about here that my socks fall down."

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Hipster Coffee