Cake Topper Critic Gifts

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"The cookies are always stale."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

Bride sees figures atop wedding cake of wife waiting on relaxing husband.

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Mum's Baking is best!

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Wedding cake figurines show a lazy husband in a recliner chair.

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Cake!

'What a pity. I thought they were made of cake...'

'It seems so festive.'

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

The originator of the office birthday party.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

Recycling Center: Glass/Plastic, Metal/Paper, Holiday Fruit Cake.

'Diet cake: Mix flour, sugar and eggs in a bowl. Pour it into a baking tin at 200°C for 30 minutes and let it cool down. Then, feed it to the birds.'

Christmas Star