Cake Topper Critic Mugs

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"The cookies are always stale."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

Wedding cake figures having marital problems.

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

Bride sees figures atop wedding cake of wife waiting on relaxing husband.

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

Mum's Baking is best!

Wedding cake figurines show a lazy husband in a recliner chair.

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

I feel like I'm starting to hate everyone, doc. Dr. Noodle. I hate the stranger who shook his head in disgust at me when he saw I was in an interracial relationship. I hate the lady who cut me off in traffic and almost ran me off the road this morning. I hate the dentist who convinced me I needed a $350 mouth guard when I could've bought one just as good for $25 at Target. I hate the girl scout who sold me six disgusting boxes of ten-year-old Samoa cookies. That's ... ten? I hate myself for not

"Mr. Rod, we know what's happening...you're laying us all off."

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Cake!

'What a pity. I thought they were made of cake...'

'It seems so festive.'

At the party, nobody like the fruitcake.

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"Run! It's Armagluten!"

The originator of the office birthday party.

Flog the men!, No! - Mutiny on The Bounty.

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

'This tastes like BOOGERS!' - 'It is carrot cake.'

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

Recycling Center: Glass/Plastic, Metal/Paper, Holiday Fruit Cake.

The cookies improve, or it's coal next year.