Cupcake Critic Mugs

Gluten Free, Wheat Free, Fat Free, Dairy Free, Soy Free, Sugar Free, Recyclable, Sustainable Cupcake

Why Chemists shouldn't take their work home "I can't believe it's not b-b-vegetable mono & dyglycerides!"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Baking

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"I really am interested in enlightenment, but I hear she has the best fat free cupcakes around."

You're the icing on my cupcake!

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Patissier

Bride is angry, as she notices that the groom figure on the cake is drunk.

Cupcakes!

"What does she have that I don't?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'Did I doze off for a couple of years? Since when did cupcakes become a big deal?'

Mock Fight At The Bakery

'Please tell me I'm adopted.'

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"Mini-cupcakes never solved anything."

"The cookies are always stale."

The downside of the cupcake bed.

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

"Med Brittle"

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"It's the same experimental drug but now it's in a cupcake."

"Let's see if there's another witch's cottage with a better candy selection."

'Sorry - We don't serve food'

Baker Resembles Baked Goods

Jane Chastain