Cookie Critic Mugs

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes.

"I don't know - none of these cookies offer an engaging brand narrative."

"The cookies are always stale."

The cookies improve, or it's coal next year.

'I think you're better off avoiding fortune cookies entirely.'

Inedible foods: Concrete cookies.

'Kevin's Mom makes wonderful cookies. Let's go over to Eddie's house. His Mom makes wonderful lemonade.'

'These fortune cookies are outdated. They quote Greenspan instead of Bernanke.'

'These are Trans-Fat free, right?'

'I'd ask if you liked the cookies, grandma, but my mom says there's no pleasing you.'

"The fact that your husband criticized your cookies makes it a kind of suicide!"

"You said you were chocolate chip. Now all I can taste is raisin!"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Roadkill cookies"

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Cookie Surveillance

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."