Cookie Critiquers Mugs

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

Baking

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

"Roadkill cookies"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'My mom bakes from scratch -- she's a full-service mom.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."