Cookie Critiquers T-Shirts

Guilt-free cookie?

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Baking

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'This fortune cookie says 'buy oriental tea futures'...'

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

'It'll never work. I'm reading 'Of Mice And men' and you haven't even gotten through 'If You Give A Mouse A Cookie,.'

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Miracle Mom #5,293

"Mom said eat everything in moderation, so I renamed the cookie jar 'Moderation.'"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

'I don't think I've ever heard of the Geezer Scouts or Geezer Scout cookies.'

Cookie Surveillance

"Roadkill cookies"

"First Big Oil, the Big Steel, and now, Big Cookie."

Fig 1. Fig 2. Fig Newton.

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I don't know, Doc, it's just that lately I've been feeling crummy!"

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."