Cake Climber Mugs

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"That summit Johnson! Our goal is the summit!"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

A heart shaped cake

'Not that sort of body building program!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"The wedding cake as holy sacrament"

Bermuda Triangles

Tension filled the tent.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Layer cake

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

'Stop staring and make a wish!'

Happy Birthday to you.

'Scratch 3 and 5. 3's had a fight and 5's just going to live together instead.'

Cake Friday!

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Make your resolutions achievable.

A dog at the bakery.

I made you a cake!

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Doctor in a cake

'Looks like you can have your cake and eat it!'

Cake

The best way to prevent sagging is to keep eating until the wrinkles fall out.

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

Somewhere in France

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

'You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake!'

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'