Cake Mix-up Maestro T-Shirts

"I made this cake just like you said to: Cake mix, eggs, water, oil, and a ten inch mill file."

Mozart on a computer,

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

Patissier

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Mum's Baking is best!

Cake Writer's Block

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

' NO...NO..Mabel...BUNS!...Hot cross BUNS!'

"For God's sake, Michelangelo, it's just a cookie!"

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Wait? I thought it was a 'look'?"

I wonder what the kids are up to at the lake. Your mom will keep her eyes on them. She won't let them get into trouble. Nothing gets by her! ZZZZ. Psst. My silence isn't free!

Martha Stewart at Home.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Carols

'Got any changing rooms to try this one on?'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

Ballet Birthday

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'I'm a court jester -- my socks aren't supposed to match!'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

'Maybe the pilot crash landed here.'

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Yes I am."

'I'm waiting until someone develops a Weapon of Mess Destruction.'